27 May 2006

MODEST PROPOSAL

While the whole «progressive intellectuals» propose to restore the music of the Soviet Armenia, the most modest politician of our political system Paruyr Hayrikian, proposes his song as the RA hymn which was played very successfully during jubilee congress of the party.

ARMENIA –2020

Party construction in 14 years

Some famous politicians of Armenia, Grish of Bielaggio, Tigran of Ojakh, Arthur of Barselona are going to form a new party which will be called “Innkeeper”. Answering to the journalist’s question the connection of policy with inn keeping, the head of the initiating group Grish of Bielagio said. “
Why, certainly it has.  Eating is also policy, isn’t it?” Our boss was saying “40thousands employees”, “30thousands are mine”.
“The NU” leader Artashes Geghamian carrying out a debate with the Minister of Psychology David Hakobian made a sensational revelation. According to Mr. Geghamian he has had active participation in revolt in Haiti in 1994 assisting the American forces to invade that country and give the authority back to the dismissed by junta former president Huan-Bertran Aristid.
But  Mr. Geghamian declared in the following day that the media had distorted his words, he meant that he prevented the attempt of military revolt in Sudan in 2004. “Let Mr. Kocharian and Sargsian not find discrepancies in my words”.
The academician of fine arts of Russian Academy Sashik Sargsian has written “Rules of Ethics” capital work. A separate chapter is about the art of having contacts with criminal persons, the sharpness of shoes, what fingers to pint during conversation etc. The president of universal congress of Armenians Ara Abrahamian has sponsored the book.
The member of the coalition, Minister of Cigarettes and oil Gurgen Arsenian made the following strong declaration; “If you realize our presidents pro-national projects so badly. And you keep adoring him less I’ll declare a cold war to you. You know me, I’m afraid of nothing when it is spoke about flourishing the country”. After that declaration Mr. Arsenian began controlling gold business, too.

Aram Abrahamian