9 September 2006

OCE PRESIDENT'S PIONEER VISIT

Patrik Hike, the president of Olympic Committee of Europe and National Olympic Committee of Ireland and his leading delegation has visited Armenia for two days by NOCA President Gagik Tsarukian's invitation. This was his pioneer official visit in the post
of OCE president. R

ARMENIA-2020

Sects in 14 years

Khachik Stamboltsian, the leader of “Against 666” religious sect has declared that he has finally discovered where the remote control of ruling the world is, by which and with the help of social cards RA citizens are ruled. The remote control is in N666 room of U.S. Guantanamao military base.

Grigor Amalian, the president of «Club of Robert Kocharian's admirers» summoned his adherents to fight in favor prohibition of all TV Companies beside «H1». Sensey Amalian /the members of the sect call him in this way/ thinks that the cartoon «The End of Evil» includes hidden hints at him.

Vahan Babayan, the leader of “Forever with the authority” youth pro-authority sect has congratulated Vrej Ghazarian’s /Sari Taghi Vrej/ 80 th anniversary who is the president of union of veterans awarding him the medal after Iosif Kobzon for reaching success in the fight against anti-criminal.

Insurance agency of “From Sea to Sea” -ancient sect has decided in its secret meeting to freeze the membership of those adherents who will eat chocolate made in the country of ancient enemy. “Not eating the chocolate of enemy is one of the components of Hay Dat”, - is said in the agency’s secret report.

«Anti-homosexual fist» sect's leader Armen Avetisian informed journalists yesterday that he had exact information that Arshak Sadoyan was the Armenian resident of international Zionist conspiracy. In A. Avetisian’s words he himself has seen A. Sadoyan in one of the secret basements of Tel Aviv, in the first row of parterre of Masonic Lodge.

Aram Abrahamian